Greg Gutfeld: This is the closest honest Don Lemon has been to for years

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It’s Monday everyone! Which means it’s about to be the most delusional time of the year, as well.

So over the last six months, Americans have seen the biggest increase in traffic fatalities since we started tracking them 40 years ago. Back then Kat was only five. Here’s how Lemonhead looks.

Don Lemon, Thursday: 38,680 deaths on U.S. roads last year – the most fatalities since 2007. And it’s even with pandemic measures drastically reducing the number of drivers on the road. So what gives? Well, some experts say this is due to a general lack of courtesy in our society – a lack of courtesy we have seen at school board meetings. Over mask mandates. … And on planes.

Which again raises the question: did Don Lemon get any oxygen at birth? Where was he born, on the moon? Ah – yes, “some experts” blame the lack of courtesy. The kind of rudeness one sees at school board meetings or over masks. I wonder who he could talk about.

Yep, all these car accidents must have been caused by angry parents or conservatives who are outraged at attacks on their civil liberties. It’s the largest stretch since Dana Perino tried to open a car door.

But thank goodness for “some experts” and their mysterious data. That evidence is harder to find than a CNN viewer. So I guess traffic fatalities could have nothing to do with a reduction in police on the street or less enforcement of traffic violations. I mean, just thinking about it would make you just as racist as the guys who broke up Jussie Smollett.

Look, I was the one driving during the pandemic (actually I was driven, and I have to say … Kilmeade looks good from behind). But one thing was obvious; there were fewer cars on the road. And like Brian Stelter with an unsupervised half-gallon mint chocolate chip, people on the roads took advantage of it. It had nothing to do with courtesy and everything to do with opportunities. Traffic laws turned into polite suggestions.


But to expect Lemon to understand incentives and disincentives is like expecting Tire to fit into my leather pants – it does not happen without a lot of olive oil. But it’s funny to see Professor stupidly admit that there is a crime wave after a year of refusing crime wave!

Don Lemon, Friday: Just three weeks more before 2021 is coming to an end, but it is already declining as a year with an increasing number of homicides across the country. The homicide rate in some cities is breaking records. Experts say stress from the COVID pandemic certainly plays a role here. But the most important factor is weapons.

Cat drunk calls make fewer wrong calls.

Yes, it’s the pandemic that causes the crime – because when you’re forced to wear a mask, you might as well rob someone with a weapon. And yes, those are the weapons behind the violence, because the pandemic has been able to get weapons to rise on their little gun feet and pull their own triggers with their little gun hands. It is called Alec Baldwin effect.

Sorry, as Red State points out, no changes to weapons legislation took place during this time frame, and the overwhelming majority of gun crimes are committed with illegally acquired weapons.

The real cause of the crime wave rests on the shoulders of jackasses like Lemon.


He, like his ruling peers in the media, downplayed the crime wave when it surfaced, even making fun of the people who sounded the alarm … Which allowed the wave to grow unchecked. So are we really going to play that tape again Greg? Yes, we really need to play that tape again, Greg.

Don Lemon, July 2020: Democratic cities are in chaos right now, is that what you want from Joe Biden? And they will take your land away, and they will take the statues down.

Cuomo: Crime is rising as they defuse the police

Lemon: My God, that’s so bad! Defunding police … it’s like // If you’re watching a certain state television and you’re listening to conservative media, you would think you know whole cities are just, you know, fight and fight and fire and whatnot preferably. We went out and had a great dinner in New York City tonight. People actually walked up to us and said, thank you because I look at you every night.

Like the Olson twins, it has not grown well.

By the way, what the hell is going on with CNN? First Toobin … Then Cuomo. Now Cuomo’s producer is being arrested for allegedly trying to seduce children? Have you seen that story ?? It’s sick as s ***. They will have to change their slogan to “the most busty name in the news.” Their list has more deviants than Jeffrey Epstein’s black book.

At least I’m going to tell Chris Wallace that maybe it is does not the best time to go to CNN. It’s like being on the Patriots and asking to be traded to the Jets. But apparently he goes to their streaming platform. Let’s hope streaming means what I think it means! You never know with CNN.


And what a surprise: Instead of making a snippet of the alleged pedophile in their midst, CNN’s fabricated fart pillow uses Wallace to distract.

Brian Stelter, Sunday: Chris Wallace is one of the journalists at Fox who stands out as a sore thumb because the network has become more and more radicalized, both in the Trump years and now in the Biden years

Wallace sticks out like a sore thumb ?! It’s an unoriginal metaphor, Captain Jowls. It has been used more times than your waffle iron. You should have said, “Chris Wallace sticks out like my stomach when I loosen my bathrobe after dinner.” And Fox is radicalized? If only Weight Watchers could radicalize you.

The corpulent crumb sucker also seemed to avoid Chris Cuomo’s plan to lubricate our very own Janice Dean, allegedly calling her “the Fox weather bitch” in lyrics after she criticized Chris’s brother for transferring Covid-19 patients in nursing homes. So he referred to Janice as “that weather bitch,” – how stupid is that? Everyone knows it’s Al Roker’s nickname. When asked how she felt about being called that, Janice said “hey, at least it’s not Fredo!”

But the fact is that the media can not report accurately on anything – whether it is perversions or deaths, as they are always involved. As the death toll rose, they buried them because they were in favor of policies and ideas that contribute to it. They praised that defused the police and then tried to camouflage it by saying that in reality it is just a funding shift.


It’s like planting a bush in front of a septic tank – they were trying to hide the consequences of their destructive beliefs.

They supported no cash bail while fighting for closures – turning the city streets into a John Wick successor … Minus the freedom. But as long as Lemon could have a nice evening meal outside, none of the consequences exist. You should never believe the murder rate if a CNN anchor ate a good tenderloin.


Now we have record-breaking homicides in major cities run by liberal mayors; we have soaring traffic accidents; we have an explosion in hate crimes. Which forces Lemon to switch from lying to blaming something vague and unprovable.

But hey – that’s the closest thing to honest he’s been for years.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the December 13, 2021 edition of “Gutfeld!”

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